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Joke of the Day
"[META] Dark humor is not funny Especially when it steals your wallet."
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"""Daddy, what does 'autonomous' mean?"" ""Do your own fucking homework!"""
"Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3? He was blowing off Steam"
"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."
"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!"
"No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?"
"What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A tyre (attire)"
"You'd think these people on Grey's Anatomy would've already figured out that a major disaster is going to happen every year around May."
"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"