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Joke of the Day

"What did A and B look for at the beach? A ""C"" gull!"

"Lizzie Borden had a couple of really good lifehacks."

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""

"Moms. The original autocorrect."

"I once bought shoes in China that said ""made around the corner"""

"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."

"Nearly Christmas... PEOPLE say that every dog has its day. How right they are. We got a dog for Christmas, got bored with it and had it put down on Boxing Day."

"""Dad, what do you think about abortion?"" --Ask your sister --But I don't have a sis..."

"My family tree is a cactus, we're all pricks."

"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"