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Joke of the Day

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head is so far away from it's body."

"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"

"If you believe in the end of the world tomorrow... I'm going to keep making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow"

"I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans."

"Abs are for people who can't afford good food."

"What do you call a pretzel that got his ass kicked? A salted pretzel"

"Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."

"Le dice una madre a su hijo ""Me ha dicho un pajarito que te drogas!""... El hijo responde: ""La que se debe estar drogando eres tu que andas hablando con pajaros"""

"Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok"

"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow."