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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. Six years old."
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"So there're these two fish in a tank... and the one fish turns to the other and says, ""Hey man, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"PERSONAL TRAINER: so how much do you bench? ME: a fair bit but I usually bed or sofa."
"I have a friend named Dick... He's mentally richarded."
"A Joke I Thought Up in Stats Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%? It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!"
"Two pigs went to a party, one got boared and came home."
"Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?"
"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."
"I always thought Apple was filled with giant assholes, but boy was I wrong Turns out they're really just tiny jack-offs"
"Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!"