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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"
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"What is the dankest kind of pizza? Pepe-roni"
"Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton ""doesn't suck."""
"When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom I guess that's why they call me handsome... Edit: front page! Everyone hating on my joke can suck it"
"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"So far, I've gotten away with passing as an adult again today."
"I hate that ""You know what to do"" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad."
"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time... are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"