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Joke of the Day
"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."
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"People got tired of my lactation joke I kept milking it."
"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."
"A necklace and a little plane on it. The man was staring at the little plane on the woman's necklace The woman: Do you like the plane? The man: No! I like the airport."
"My favourite machine at the gym is the television."
"A tree walks into a bar ... The bartender asks him to leave."
"Two kinds of lairs when it comes to masturbation ... Those that say they never have ... ...And those that say they quit ."
"What's the best thing about being homeless... You don't have to duck and cover during an earthquake."
"What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."
"A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first? The leaf, a rope stopped the emo."