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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."
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"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said ""Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"""
"What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed? Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane?"
"Guess What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves? Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now?"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"Roses are red... Violets are violet, That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot."
"I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day."
"when i was born i was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. now i am the size of many hotdogs, and just as good"
"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."
"Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months"