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Joke of the Day
"My favourite machine at the gym is the television."
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"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"
"""You know what."" -- They."
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"Cute guy: Can I pet your dog? Me: (several blocks later) I have soft hair too. :("
"There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot."