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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about being homeless... You don't have to duck and cover during an earthquake."

"What 'secret ingredient' do you add to your meals in order to improve the taste? I cumin it."

"What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar? Buck-teeth!"

"Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble."

"Watch as i slowly pull my shirt up over - wait, stuck in the too-small neckhole...struggling... Okay, dont watch."

"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"

"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"

"Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat."

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"

"It's hard to be naked and baked without wondering why the two words don't rhyme."