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Joke of the Day
"When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch"
Next Joke
"So I told a premature baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon"
"fill in the blank 1.) ""There once was a man from nan-tuck it, His balls were as big as a bucket"" 2.) ""What is the difference between a whore and a boxer"""
"Google Glass, for everyone who's ever thought, ""I like that browser so much, I want it on MY FACE"""
"What did the astronaut from AA say in space? ""Houston, I have a problem."""
"How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis? Drop it like its hot."
"What do you call a carnivore get-together? a meat-up"
"Knock Knock! Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop who?? I will do no such thing"
"Q: Why were the suspenders arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants."
"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."