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Joke of the Day

"Google Glass, for everyone who's ever thought, ""I like that browser so much, I want it on MY FACE"""

"Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper."

"What is a rift valley? Valleys that have fallen out after an argument."

"Are you alright? No, you are all left"

"Oh yeah!! Well, if smoking weed destroys your short-term memory, then what does smoking weed do?"

"As the programmer was going to the store his wife called out We need a quart of milk and if they have eggs bring me back a dozen. He returns with 3 gallons of milk and says: ""They had eggs."""

"Did you hear about the man who couldn't keep his herb garden under control? He had bad thyme management."

"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""

"Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations."

"What were the polite Egyptians running away from? DaRUDE Sandstorm"