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Joke of the Day
"How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis? Drop it like its hot."
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"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."
"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."
"So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title"
"I was watching a movie with my son the other day. He got scared and asked me, ""Daddy, is that woman really gonna die?"" I said, ""Judging by the size of that horse's cock, yes."""
"[1st date] Waiter: Can I get you a drink ma'am ? Me: Wow really bro right in front of me?"
"It's called ""personal grooming"" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger."
"I escaped Iraq. Wanna know how? Iran."
"Why are gay men so good at holding their breath? There isnt a lot of air in a closet"
"Asians are bad drivers cuz they're used to riding pandas while eating rice is that racist enough for you dad I'm sorry I wasn't in the war"