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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock! Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop who?? I will do no such thing"
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"I asked my girlfriend why she always laughs after sex She says, it's an inside joke."
"Death When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?"
"Me: Mum was I adopted? Mum: Yes, but they gave you back"
"An engineer has girlfriend but she lives in other nation ...... .......& that nation is ""Imagination"""
"You're the best ninja I've ever seen! And the worst ninja in general."
"thats one giant leap for mankind, and also a giant leap for puppies. scruffy keep your helmet on"
"Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it's says ""No *Tres*passing."
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never made a vitamin..."
"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"