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Joke of the Day
"What did the astronaut from AA say in space? ""Houston, I have a problem."""
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"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."
"My friend's been dating Tim Howard She told me he's a keeper."
"first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club"
"My husband just had a heart attack during climax He was nearly there - but then he was nearly gone."
"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and told her, ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."
"Not only do I have bad short-term memory... but also I have bad short-term memory."
"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"
"That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your mum."
"How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? With a steak to the heart."