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Joke of the Day
"My husband needed more space... So I locked him outside"
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"The TSA agent who runs the x-ray machine just told me ""Nice penis."" Thank you, Al Qaeda!"
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"How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"It's not true love until you annoy me with a Facebook post professing it."
"Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."
"Son, your mom and I have been fighting a lot lately and we have decided that *dad piledrives mom into the coffee table* we're gonna go pro."
"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!"
"What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room? MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."