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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."
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"I got a 0 on my computers test. a 01000001"
"What is the most popular bar in the Middle East Aloha Snackbar"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"
"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."
"What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun? As far away as possible. *cough* shameful *cough*"
"If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."
"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"
"What separates animals from humans? The Mediterranean."
"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."