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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"
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"What's the difference between a power outlet and a Girl I can turn one on..."
"You're pretty like a pearl... ...Pearl Harbor; all shot up."
"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"
"I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink! (thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Every day I thank God for giving me the power to keep being an atheist!"
"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"
"Aspirin Before climbing into bed, a man sets down a glass of water and an aspirin on his wife's bedside table. ""What's this for? I don't have a headache"" she says. ""Good. Let's fuck."""
"I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead."