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Joke of the Day

"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"

"Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"

"Why don't you see any slow black people? All the slow ones are in prison."

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen"

"In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an ""A"" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks."

"Well, I've been clean 6 days now. This 'showering' thing is amazing."

"A man goes to a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu. ^shit zoo"

"Should I take something for my kleptomania??"

"If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive... They would eventually find me attractive"

"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a crying baby. Apparently that's not allowed if it's yours."