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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who"
"Q: What goes click-click-click...""Did I get it?"" A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube"
"Why are Ford cars so popular? Because they are affordable."
"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"
"Congrats on the wedding dude. A present? Na man, everyone brings a present. I brought a past. Remember your ex-fiance Jan? Jan! come say hi."
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous."
"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""Do all of you want a drink?"" The first logician says ""I don't know."" The second logician says ""I don't know."" The third logician says ""Yes!"""
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"
"What's the best thing about portugal? You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!"