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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s. 99% of them break down within hours"

"My dog crosses her paws regally while lying on the floor, like she didn't just eat the contents of the bathroom trash can."

"Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head."

"I would tell you a joke about UDP/IP But you probably wouldn't get it"

"I trust J.D. Power, but not his shifty ""Associates"""

"My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn't a joke its a cry for help."

"Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly - autocorrect"

"I Opened A Shelter Called ""Tempura House"" It's for lightly battered women."

"I was charged for dental floss during my most recent visit to the dentist. The dentist said he was changing the office's philos phy"