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Joke of the Day

"Every day I thank God for giving me the power to keep being an atheist!"

"Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"6yo Son: Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower? Me: How's ice cream for dinner sound?"

"What's the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."

"Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party."

"If pro is the opposite of con.. Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)"

"How did the medical community come up with the term PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken."

"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."

"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed"

"I made up a word today! Plagiarism."