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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"
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"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
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"Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives."
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"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."
"How much...? How much dick could a dik-dik lick if a dik-dik could lick dick?"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven One looks to the other and says ""man it's hot in here"" The other looks back and says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""
"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"
"I like my woman the way I like my coffee. Hot, black, and all over my lap while I'm driving."