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Joke of the Day

"News: Don't panic about Ebola, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though."

"Why can't you fool the aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"

"We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts"

"A german asks his friend for the time So a german asks his friend ""Do you know what time it is?"" ""Nein"" ""really? I could've sworn it was 8"""

"I just answered someones question with..... I Reckon. and now I have to move to Oklahoma."

"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"

"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."