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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fool the aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."
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"Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear."
"I'm handling Monday the same way I handle constipation. Gritting my teeth and wishing it pass already."
"the numa numa man just bougt a $70million house and im here at the library trying to photocopy a fruit roll up"
"Hooker says $500. I say $50. She walks away. Later, I'm walking with my wife, same hooker sees me and says, I see what you got for $50."
"GUY (whose car died): can u help me? I need a jump ME (pulling a trampoline out of my trunk): im always prepared for emergencies like this"
"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."
"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"
"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Dear Life...Would you at least start using lubricant...."