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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"
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"What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."
"What do Chinese bears use to cook? A pan. Duh!"
"The steak that I put in the Easy Bake Oven as a child is still not done"
"I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm."
"A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large."
"Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps"
"[INT. STARBUCKS - DAY] Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom Barista: ? Me: A large rat Barista: ? Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM"
"What's the difference between a pill and my penis? A pill can achieve an erection."
"If a bluebird has blue babies and a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies? A swallow"