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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""
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"John regrets getting a brain transplant. I guess he changed his mind."
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."
"[before sex] HER: did you bring protection? ME: heck ya I did *slowly reaches into back pocket and pulls out nunchucks*"
"Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney? Called ""Sub-Mitt""?"
"When people say ""May I ask who's calling?"" I like to say ""Sure, go ahead."""
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"
"How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson falling down the stairs."
"If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion."