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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him."
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"GM developing car seats which detect how wet your ass is and post the data onto your facebook page, for fun?? fuck eveory thing about this ."
"I can never talk about religion... ...no one understands me when I tell them i'm a Dyslexic Santaist."
"Did you hear about the pornstar that could cum in one second? His name was Juan Mississippi."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"
"I just had a huge fight with my dog She's such a bitch."
"He drove his car into a tree And found out how the Mercedes bends"
"Having a tea party is fun until your daughter tells you that she got the water from the toilet"
"noah's google search history: ""wat is arc"" ""why would god want circle segment"" ""arc or ark"" ""how many animals"" ""5,000,000 x 2"" ""is god real"""
"Joe, why haven't you tossed your hat in the ring for the presidential election? I'm Biden my time."