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Joke of the Day
"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."
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"what do you call twin chinese rappers? two chengs"
"How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? He put ""excellent reposter"" on his resume."
"A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond."
"Apparently ""will work for food"" doesn't involve hunting."
"My husband hits me whenever I tell a joke. He doesn't strike me as the funny type."
"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."
"She said: ""I want to have your children."" . Me: ""They'll be on the first bus in the morning."""
"Why did God make four cheeks on the human body? He made an ass of the first two."
"5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to? Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo."