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Joke of the Day

"My personal trainer told me to stop eating pizzas but if I'm craving it I should just eat one slice. So now I ask them not to cut the pizza."

"What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it? Bro, do you even function?"

"Want to hear a joke about paper? Ehh, never mind. It's tearable."

"2 for the price of 1 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house Knock Knock <Who's there?> It's the Chicken"

"I'm going to run a marathon next year. It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable."

"Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him."

"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"

"What do you call a epileptic roman emperor? Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)"

"I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin."

"I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken."