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Joke of the Day
"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."
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"They should make the female swimmers wear a tube top & thong then maybe I'd finish before they did."
"What did the doctor say to the patient who refused to stop masturbating? Don't make it hard for yourself."
"Why do Cows have Hooves instead of Feet? Because they Lac-Tose."
"What does a sick bird need? Tweetment."
"I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell"
"Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining."
"Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go? AR-Kansas"
"I thought I understood the Saying ""When Pigs Fly"". but then, the Swine Flu."
"mom: who's your background? me: my boyfriend mom: can i meet him? me: not before i do mom: what? me: what?"