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Joke of the Day
"Why do Cows have Hooves instead of Feet? Because they Lac-Tose."
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"What's the most useful type of hat? A handy-cap"
"There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..Those who can count, and those who can't."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !"
"TSA agents might have to arrest me if... They felt deez guns *flex*"
"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""
"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."
"This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman not getting responses to her text messages while she sees that you're continuing to tweet."
"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"