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Joke of the Day

"I thought I understood the Saying ""When Pigs Fly"". but then, the Swine Flu."

"What game do you play with a gospel choir? Where's Whitey?"

"5 year old: ""That's a big truck!"" ""It's a moving truck."" ""ALL TRUCKS MOVE."" Why am I the one that feels like an idiot?"

"How much power does a hearse have? 1 corpsepower"

"I went to a prostitute but she charged way too much and only gave me a handjob I guess you could say I didn't get a good bang for my buck."

"Your vagina is so dry... ...That Native Americans do rain dances around it."

"What do you call a criminal with an STD? A herpetrator."

"everyone's always asking me 'is your son named after the movie?' and I'm like no idiot Sharknado's 5 yrs old and the movie came out in 2013"

"What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs? A stairorist."

"Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog."