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Joke of the Day

"What did the doctor say to the patient who refused to stop masturbating? Don't make it hard for yourself."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."

"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."

"How do French girls hold their liquor? By the ears"

"I went to go high five a shirt in my closet... ...but I left it hanging."

"My wife cooked ribs last night. I accidentally dropped one on the floor, but still picked it up and took a bite. She yelled, ""that's disgusting!"" I replied, ""well, you're the one that cooked it!"""

"What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants"

"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well."

"""Hahahahaha, what a narcissist! This model's Instagram is so pathetic!"" - me for 45 minutes while I scroll through all 700 of his photos"

"What do you do after having licked the world's smoothest vagina? Put it back in the stroller"