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Joke of the Day

"They should make the female swimmers wear a tube top & thong then maybe I'd finish before they did."

"Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation."

"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"

"Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row."

"How we know that God is not an engineer When designing the human body, an engineer would not run a sewer line through a recreational area."

"What did the town say to it's father, the city, when it left to get groceries Ciudad"

"I got sacked from my job at the Clock Factory. I just stood around making faces all day."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk? One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine."

"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"

"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."