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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Raggedy Ann & Andy have any children? Cotton balls"

"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"

"Where do dogs park their cars? In barkinglots."

"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."

"I don't make typos. I make new words."

"If you had to choose between your local WNBA team winning the finals and receiving $5..... What would you spend your $5 on?"

"My pet dog named Doug ran away. Now everybody calls me Doug-less. :("

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"

"Someone told me Canada had no territories... I was having Nunavut."

"If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound Russian... Then *soviet!*"