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Joke of the Day
"Where do dogs park their cars? In barkinglots."
Next Joke
"I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals. We're famous for our airtight seal."
"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"
"What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives?? Rama llama ding dongs"
"For Follow Friday I recommend Saturday."
"All Lives Matter ...until you multiply them by the speed of light squared. Then all lives energy."
"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."
"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"
"I want to get arrested by a motorcycle cop just so I can hold him tenderly around the waist on my way to jail."
"I have a lips."