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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"
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"I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit."
"What did the lieutenant vulture say to the enlisted vultures who stopped eating a dead cow to salute? Carrion."
"I heard Matt Damon took it real hard when he heard Robin Williams died. I just hope he remembers. It's not your fault. It's not your fault..."
"What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common? They have no jobs"
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."
"""My girlfriend is 41 years old"" - ""My girlfriend is 41 years old."" - ""Dude, wth?! She can be your mom!!!"" - ""Yes, but she's yours"" - ._."
"What's funny about majorities? Most things."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"
"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."