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"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."

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"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"
"I'm taking my mother-in-law to the new Resident Evil movie because she's staying with me and I love subliminal messages."
"When someone says, ""I haven't seen you in forever,"" a fun response is, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""
"James Franco is making a movie about lesbian vampires. I'm betting it'll be a period piece."
"I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs."
"What do you call a jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."
"Volkswagen are a bunch of cheats... Audi you think they Passat their diesel tests for all these years? They would have never Beetle their CCompetition if they hadn't."
"The worst part of a photographic memory is keeping all the negatives."
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