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Joke of the Day
"If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound Russian... Then *soviet!*"
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"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"
"Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your cuzin, let me in."
"Have you ever had a female horse escape from the stables into the forest in the late evening? It's a nightmare."
"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""
"I like my women like I like my cheese Pungent and gooey."
"I used to think there were 25 letters in the alphabet I don't know Y."
"I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton."
"I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na"
"[sees some cut grass] ""Nice"" [sees some ripped leaves] ""oh yea"" [sees a twig with a 6 pack] ""holy shit"""