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Joke of the Day
"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"
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"Did you hear about the first time Alexander The Great went to a brothel? He came, he saw, he came."
"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."
"*speed dating* I'm a competitive eater! Date: Are you any good? [grabbing my suitcase, dumping 45 hotdogs on table] funny you should ask"
"here come the bitches starting their winturrrrrr2012<3 facebook photo albums."
"Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature? Me: Well, I've spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness."
"What do you call a belt with a clock? A waist of time."
"Why don't we call the Hindenburg... ... the Skytanic?"
"What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? Tom Cruise"
"She said: ""I want to have your children."" . Me: ""They'll be on the first bus in the morning."""