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Joke of the Day
"I don't make typos. I make new words."
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"I was about to tell a hilarious joke about chemistry.. ..but last time I did, I couldn't handle the reactions."
"How much lube does the Hamburglar need to fuck his kinky girlfriend? About a quart to pound her with cheese."
"What's a redditor's favourite sword move? Riposte!"
"What do Bees wear in the winter? *Yellow Jackets*"
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox"
"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"
"I'll never reveal my secrets. Alcohol: Lol."
"Just phished Forest Gump's Facebook password, it's: 1Forest1"