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Joke of the Day
"You should never bully fat people.... They have enough on their plates"
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"Have you ever drank The Slager... It's when you you take eight shots of a Black Russian back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back."
"My next tattoo will be ""helvetica"" written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her"
"Lost my Droid for an hour. The day I lost my daughter at the zoo is now the second most terrifying experience of my life."
"Twitter would be a lot more interesting if when you hit someone with your car, you got their followers."
"What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long? It gets Camel-Towed."
"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."
"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."
"Always note whether a politician is wearing a lapel pin of a flag, as they are the only way to display patriotism."