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Joke of the Day
"Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!"
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"Ronda Rousey Acting"
"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."
"squirrel making love A squirrel was making love with a nut. another one passing by is shocked: are you fucking crazy? the first one: no stupid, I'm fucking nuts."
"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"
"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."
"If I asked you if you were dumb, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"
"My ex-wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! Ya see its funny because marriage is terrible."
"picture a potato but sexy lol i just tricked u into thinking of me naked"
"""Dad I'm gay..."" ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""