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Joke of the Day

"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."

"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."

"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"

"Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year."

"I saw an alarming stat the other day. Apparently 25% of women are taking medication for some sort of mental illness . . . That means that 75% of women are walking around unmedicated!"

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One turns to the other and says 'Wanna go in there and get shit faced?'"

"I figured out a way to chop onions without crying... The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion."

"I am the designated driver of 5 40ish women attending a wine tasting. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time."

"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."

"What has America come to? We're letting a *black* president run the *WHITE* House!"