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Joke of the Day
"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."
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"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."
"Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: ""Lay off the methamphetamine."""
"Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a bassist? Santa Claus has gifts"
"Didn't sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done."
"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him."
"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says ""ouch"""