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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever drank The Slager... It's when you you take eight shots of a Black Russian back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back."

"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."

"8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ"

"Catch a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish (read the rest as Groucho Marx) and you'll never see him on the weekends."

"I have so much money it's kind of gay Because I'm rolling in Bills"

"apparently some people have been using wind to take the leaves from my frontyard and put them other places. they are still mine regardles"

"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."

"What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."

"What did the blind fortune teller tell his customer i can see your future (I'm not sure if this has been posted already)"