201401

Joke of the Day

"If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life."

"I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years"

"After working for 24 hours straight... I called it a day."

"If you're fishing on ice you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!"

"How do you best serve burned food? Coal'd."

"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."

"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"

"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? There,Their,They're"

"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""

"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"