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Joke of the Day

"Always note whether a politician is wearing a lapel pin of a flag, as they are the only way to display patriotism."

"says if you don't like what you see in the mirror, run the hot water until it fogs up. Problem solved."

"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."

"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"

"What is the first thing a cannibal does after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass."

"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."

"What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed? [OC] High humor"

"Until I had kids I didn't realize that ""bouncing off the walls"" was actually a literal statement."

"'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."