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Joke of the Day

"What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long? It gets Camel-Towed."

"Doing crystal meth lowers your risk of dying from cancer... by raising your risk of dying from crystal meth."

"Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas."

"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"

"The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a ""cooter"" you're fired for life."

"What did the prarie dog coach say to his team? Just gopher it."

"Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, ""I already TOLD you. You never listen."" We have no idea if you're lying."

"So I went to a restaurant called Bukkake the other day... WAY too much sauce on everything."

"Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me"

"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"