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Joke of the Day

"I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building... Friendship."

"My girlfriend LOVES my toenails.. I'm starting to think she's a nailphile."

"seX I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"So a man walks into a game shop and buys COD: Ghosts...... ...gets it home, plays it and realises it's the same as every other COD game ever. Guess that's not really a joke....."

"I was trying to make a joke about coat hanger abortion with my mom I was just having a poke at it."

"Nothing says you're in the Christmas spirit quite like searching 'Christmas' on Pornhub."

"I've spent the last 2 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer. But no one will do it"

"I sure talk a lot of crap for someone who can't spell ""Wednesday"" without having to say ""Wed-nes-day"" in my head."

"It's not herpes I burned my lip on a hot sausage."

"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"