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Joke of the Day

"If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls? Cats."

"I bet hipster zombies just act like regular people."

"Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf? In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)"

"Have you guys heard my joke about elevators? It's funny on multiple levels"

"Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!"

"What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?"

"Last night I finally slept with a woman who has a Coke bottle figure. Unfortunately, she was a 3 liter."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."

"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"I saw this post by a pizza boy. OP delivers."