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Joke of the Day
"I was going to get a sex change. But I couldn't quite pull it off."
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"12,000 BCE: Humans hunt woolly mammoths with stone-tipped spears. 2012 AD: I apply acne medication to my cat's chin."
"hate how my phone sometimes autocorrects haha to hahahahaha. im trying to end a conversation not laugh harder than i ever have in my life."
"Momma didn't raise no fool. I did this all on my own."
"What's 3 inches long, stiff, and makes people laugh? My dick."
"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"
"To be honest, I'm not going to be completely happy until Facebook implements a 'I Wish You Were Dead' button."
"What car does Luke Skywalker Drive? a toy-""Yoda"""
"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot."" you are wasting everybody's time."